https://geekyschmidt.com/tags/santa/Recent content in Santa onHugo -- 0.155.3enCopyright © 2002–2025, Nicholas Schmidt; all rights reserved.Thu, 25 Dec 2008 08:26:19 +0000https://geekyschmidt.com/2008/12/25/similarities-between-santa-and-system-administrators/Thu, 25 Dec 2008 08:26:19 +0000https://geekyschmidt.com/2008/12/25/similarities-between-santa-and-system-administrators/<ul> <li>__Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.</li> </ul> <p>__</p> <ul> <li>__When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.</li> </ul> <p>__</p> <ul> <li>__Santa seldom answers your mail.</li> </ul> <p>__</p> <ul> <li>__When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he’s got, he says, “Elves make it for me.”</li> </ul> <p>__</p> <ul> <li>__Santa doesn’t care about your deadlines.</li> </ul> <p>__</p> <ul> <li>__Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work themselves.</li> </ul> <p>__</p>