Similarities between Santa and System Administrators

  • __Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.

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  • __When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.

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  • __Santa seldom answers your mail.

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  • __When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he’s got, he says, “Elves make it for me.”

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  • __Santa doesn’t care about your deadlines.

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  • __Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work themselves.

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  • __Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.

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  • __Santa laughs entirely too much.

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  • __Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your $HOME.

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  • Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.

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