Top 100 Catholic Pickup Lines

  1. Let’s get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

  2. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

  3. You’ve got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

  4. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?

  5. Confess here often?

  6. God told me to come talk to you.

  7. Catholics don’t shake hands; Catholics gotta hug!

  8. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

  9. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  10. Wanna go to adoration together? My parish or yours?

  11. How about you and me get some fish this Friday?

  12. I like the black spot on your forehead.

  13. God has used you to teach me what true love really is

  14. Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?

  15. If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a joyful mystery.

  16. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?

  17. The word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry”, how about dinner?

  18. How about a hug, sister?

  19. God has used you to teach me what true love really is

  20. …So do you wanna like go to mass sometime?

  21. You want to do something? Sure, let’s go pray.

  22. Your as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I was praying to St. Theresa the Little Flower

  23. My Guardian Angel thinks your cute

  24. I have a vocation to the married life…will you help me out?

  25. Nice bible

  26. You know Jesus!? Me too!!!

  27. (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

  28. (for the gentleman)God said it is not good for man to be alone. So how

about it?

  1. Gee, that’s a lovely scent of incense you’re burning there.

  2. What’s your theological world view?”

  3. Wanna go up to the roof… and pray?

  4. Wanna go out for some Body and Blood?

33.The Catholic Church on Main is having Mass on Sunday, wanna go?

  1. They say to love another person is to see the face of God. Well let me tell you, I think I am seeing His face

  2. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

  3. You don’t like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!

  4. Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.38. (circle the person while looking at them) Where are the wings? You are an angel right?

  5. Excuse me, is this pew taken?

  6. Want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments?

  7. That halo matches your eyes perfectly.

  8. When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of “Rejoice and Be Glad.”

  9. Wow, God must have been having a good day when He created you.

  10. “You know, God is pure beauty…I see a lot of God in you.”

  11. “you like Jesus? I like Jesus! we could go like Jesus together…”

  12. The guy holds out his hand to the girl and says, “Let’s pray.” Then, as soon as the girl grabs his hand to pray, he says, “later.” and continues to hold the girl’s hand.

  13. So, what would you say to some paschal breakfast tomorrow? (daily mass)

  14. Wanna join me for Evening Prayer?

  15. “Hey, I heard about this great birthday party, you wanna go?” (Christmas)

  16. What time do you have to be back in heaven?

  17. Baby, somebody better call God, cause he’s missing an angel!

  18. You must be my angel cause you’re the Answers to all my prayers.

  19. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth!

  20. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy

55.My Sacred Heart statue started beating faster when I saw you

56.I lost my misslette, can I borrow yours?

  1. WOW, nice mass

  2. Wanna see my Chastity Card?

  3. We’re starting a Parish Directory, can I have your name and number?

  4. “They say when two are gathered in his name in prayer, Jesus is there, want to see if Jesus will pay us a visit?”

  5. So… do you come here often?” (in mass)

  6. Others may try to surpass your physical beauty, but your spiritual beauty is beyond the constraints of this world.

  7. “Many are the women of proven worth, but you have surpassed them all…”

  8. Do you have my number because I think I am being called by you.

  9. Are you the angel I have been praying for?

  10. I thought perfect matches were only made in heaven, but I am glad I found mine right here in front of me.

  11. Did I see you in line for the Passion?

  12. My vocations director said i should talk to you . . . .

  13. God must have spent a little more time on you!(from a song)

  14. Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?

  15. When you shook my hand my world was filled with peace!

  16. Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altar…

  17. (like the other one) Wanna pray with me? *holds hands* Lets start with a rosary…

74.. (to a guy) Wow, big strong man like you… you must be one of God’s soldiers…

  1. “Want to go on a retreat with me?” follow with something like, “there’s one this weekend…”

  2. say “She would rather light candles than curse the darkness and her glow has warmed the world.” about the girl (or change it to ‘he’ for a guy) where they will over hear it. Or write it in a note using ‘you’ and ‘your’ and give it to them!77. You know they say that you have never really dated until you’ve dated a Catholic.

  3. Have you ever prayed at a Drive-in Movie?

  4. What!?!?, Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark!

  5. I am here for you.

  6. Do you believe in Divine Appointment?

  7. You don’t have an accountability partner? Me neither!

  8. I know a good church where we can go and talk.

  9. the guy says” there’s no smoking allowed in church”, and the girl says “im not smoking”, and the guy says “oh yes you are”!!!!!

  10. the guy says” I love this song” and the girl says “there is no music playing”. the guy says ,” your voice is like music to my soul”

  11. “Your name must be grace, cause you sure are amazing.”(only use if her name is Grace or else she might be offended)

  12. “You’ll be in my prayers tonight…” (said by a girl in the slightly suggestive way one would say “you’ll be in my dreams tonight”)

  13. “Would you go to Holy Thursday mass with me?” (Of course, daily mass or any other mass would work just as well)

  14. “Will you be my Vocation?”

  15. “Jesus invited me over to His house tomorrow. Wanna come along?”

91.The girl (or guy) walks around the prospect and then grabs the back of their shirt and looks at the tag and says…..”yep, exactly what I thought…..made in heaven”

92.(At mass) “Same time, same place next Sunday?”

93.Guy says, “Shouldn’t you be at confession?”Girl says, “Why?�?Guy answers, “Isn’t stealing someone’s heart against the 7th commandment?�?

94.Can you say a novena for me? I need God to put someone like you in my life.

95.I am going to confession on Saturday at 12( or whenever it is at you parish). Could you come with me for moral support? hey, maybe we could go get lunch after or something.

96.I would like to study the theology of your body.

May I sit down? I was admiring your Chest-erton. Have you also read Orthodoxy?

97.Your pilgrimage or mine?

98.Didn’t I see your face on a holy card somewhere?

99.Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute

we’re having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or


100.Girl, you so fine, I’d give you up for Lent.