So yeah here is the funny jokes for the day:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” [...]
Like the rookie night before the game,
Unsure of the road ahead,
In my uneasiness I pour,
The thoughts out of my head,
A sip here and a dabble there,
Enough to throw me off,
I know for sure tomorrow,
My coach will yell and scoff,
I know the [...]
1.) My 1997 Saturn SL1 crossed the 160k mile mark. Thats right, this poor car has gone 160,000 miles. AWESOME! I mean here it is getting 40 miles to the gallon, chugging along. I laugh at all you people in your new cars! HAHAHA! Lets do some Math:
My car gets on average [...]
I asked Kade to grace my walls with her beautiful art. Being the Catholic dude I had to have Fish…Eucharist…yeah. So I showed her some of Rudolf Koch’s stuff from the 1930′s. What she came up is nothing short of amazing. I am in love with her stuff and can’t wait to post subsequent [...]
Imagine the look on my face (or don’t because that would mean you are in the bathroom with me) as I look down to see a lady…in the bathroom…stuck to the wall. Yes I know, sounds weird but there she was. At first I didn’t know what ot say. I kept quiet. It was like [...]
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- Nick Schmidt lives passionately in the digital world advising and advancing technology everywhere he goes. He has served in the US Air Force, been a self-employed consultant, a senior manager and chief engineer at Boeing, and now co-founding and running Spec Ops Technology. Decorated in his military and professional career you can find his work in the nations networks and across the web.
